Creepy package from Thailand?

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 02/04/2014 at 01:13 • Filed to: None

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Now what to do with this...

I've got to stop ebay shopping under the influence.

Simplify, then add beer > Decay buys too many beaters 02/04/2014 at 01:24

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Nothing wrong with a good boozy ebay shop.

May I recommend placing it on a Hummer, then parking in the 'hybrid only' spots.

STREPITUS > Decay buys too many beaters 02/04/2014 at 01:26

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http://xkcd.com/576/

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Decay buys too many beaters 02/04/2014 at 01:26

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Least you got the Toyota hybrid logo. Embarrass your coworker by epoxying it on the back of their car

Decay buys too many beaters > Simplify, then add beer 02/04/2014 at 01:27

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Do "hybrid only" spots actually exist?

If I did that, I could play "how long until it gets keyed?" here in Portland

Decay buys too many beaters > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 02/04/2014 at 01:29

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Its already got 3M Double sided tape on the back. And YES, I could put it on one of my co workers lifted Toyota pickup trucks.

Simplify, then add beer > Decay buys too many beaters 02/04/2014 at 02:20

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They do exist.

I'm tempted to park my Jeep in one, and stick a 10 page essay under the wiper explaining that a) hybrids use more pollution than any other car to manufacture, and b) my car uses less pollution by not doing as many miles. But sadly, these spots and the people who use them have nothing to do with logic.

Decay buys too many beaters > Simplify, then add beer 02/04/2014 at 02:29

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Wow, might as well say Reserved Parking for "Entitled Assholes"